Postmodernism and the Freeplay of Words and Signifiers

The Greatest Action Figure of all Time, Oh yeah even better then G.I. Joe

So i was thinking the other day, if there was going to be a cool action figure, or maybe a doll, it would have to of me. My figurine would be dressed in my brown carhart pants with a huge rip and hole in the knee. Birkenstock clogs that are about to fall apart. A PBR belt buckle with a sweet ass eagle design on the back of the belt. A blue Pall Mall T-shirt, oh yeah the staple of my everyday wardrobe. Any of you who have seen me around town have seen me dressed like this, or should i say dressed to kill. But back to the action figure. He will be holding a can of PBR in his left hand and be pointing with his Right hand, while holding a lit cigarette with his pointing hand. And like any great action figure, mine will speak. Catch phrases if u will. You know little things that u might hear the true Jonathan saying. i think the catch phrase thing would be truly popular with the younger audience. So here they are, all you have to do press on my right foot and i will spout them out. "you got it brother" "i like the way you think!" "no seven! you are not a cool doll unless you have seven catch phrases" "my real muse is this PBR" "u suck" "dont make me kick u in the balls" "No, no you are right I am a freaking genius"

The action figures will be available at any fine golden gallon in late august. This doll will make a fine addition to any action figure collection. you can place me right between your action figure of Spider man, and the limeted addition Spawn character that you have not taken out of the box.

Did you know hannah can rhyme

My neice hannah, who i am babysitting right now as i type. She might be a freaking genius, just like her amazing uncle. She is going to one day amaze the world, just as she just amazed me. Her Mother, my sister, was informing me that hannah learned how to rhyme. and the first rhyme that popped out of her mouth was, Bird Turd. Amazing. She does not even know what a turd is. But one day she will, and one day she will laugh along side me.

sometimes u just gotta run

while walking down the street the other day i noticed a few odd things. now u are most likely asking, what does Jonathan think is odd? Well that is a very good question, even i do not know how to define odd. oddities fly into view every once in a while, they are things out of the ordinary, that strike you funny, strange, bizarre, u get the idea... So back to my story. there were two parachutes in the sky and it seemed like they were both falling right for my head. They were several hundreds of feet up in the air, but i could see that there trajectory led straight for my cranium. Now, being the extremely careful person that i am i decided to head under some cover, so as not to be crushed by the hard fast landing of the parchuters. I could tell they were travelling at a rather fast out of control speed. So i was worried, i was yelling at people to take cover and brace themselves. The parachutes were closing in on my location. It seemed that everywhere that i went they were aimed right for my head. what is a guy to do? I dont know what would you do?