Lets try this all over again. Everytime i try to post i go blank. I think about the things that went on all day long. They are not all that interesting. So why bore you with them. But seeing as to how this is my blog, i am going to put you through it.
Work has picked up like crazy. I am working at least 50 hours a week. Spending most of my wakeing hours hammering in them nails. i am in the midst of several projects. three new houses, all in the foundation stage. the big one right now is a external remodel job. we are pulling all the old siding off of a house (putting new siding back up of course) replacing all the windows in the house, 18 of them, and putting all new exterior and interior trim up. I broke my previous record with the windows. extraction and replacement took only three partial days. The windows started to come out around eleven in the morning on thursday, and were all replaced by around 3 in the afternoon on saturday. the record breaking came when we trimmed all 18 windows out today. There are so many problems that you run into while replacing trim in an old house. the largest problem is disturbing the existing paint. When you pull trim off the wall the chaulk joints want to pull the paint off the wall. This is a big no-no. Because touch up paint can be a bitch. but we solved all the problems and the trim went up with very few problems.
Good news everyone, my farmers tan is back in full effect. Saturday was the hottest day yet. and the sun beat down upon my pale neck. finally, yes finally i am a redneck again. I know that is good news to some of you. while others of you are wondering why i would want to be a redneck. It is in my blood. I am blue collar until the day i die. so why not just call it like it is. I am a redneck take it or leave it. But the farmers tan and the actual redneck are just perks. Who of you can say that a farmers tan is not sexy. when my arms are showing everyone thinks i am one of those vain guys who spends time in the tanning bed. But when the shirt comes off the light bounces off of my skin like the reflection of the sand on a white beach. it hurts your eyes. The stark contrast i believe is the most attractive thing. and also when my shirt comes off the beer belly has a lot to do with my sexiness. and i have not even gotten to my legs. my legs have not seen the light of day for a few years now. i have the legs of an old man. if you saw me in short pants you would most likely faint.
i must leave you all once again. I know you wish the fun would last well into the morning. But come on there is only so much of me to go around. i will leave you with this. The day has come to an end. the beer has been drunk. the morning is coming soon. so drink another beer. smoke another cigarette. and remember how i will rule the world one day. jump on the bad wagon folks, because it is going to happen.
I am back and ready to rock. lets see what spills out tonight. i dont believe i have any ground breaking news to bring to your attention tonight so i am going to just get down to the mind bending amazement that is my train of thought.
Most of you are probably saying to your self, what train of thought. for the most part you all are right. my train of thought derailed into the side of the train tunnel around mocassin bend some 14 odd years ago.
So spring break was amazing, huh? all that partying and whatnot. oh wait, what is spring break. I have not had one of those in years. i think i get to call having the flu my spring break this year. it totally rocked. the copious amounts of NyQuil i ingested felt like several shots of tequilla. But all is well now, except for the lingering nagging cough. But the cough is always there, probably due to the cigarettes.
There are several inventions that over time have been used over and over again to fulfill the most utilitarian of our modern needs. one day i will have my name on one of them. i mean how hard could it have been to invent the twist tie, ot the chip clip. Probably a few hours of hard drinking were all that those inventions required in the way of forethought. So when is it my turn. When am i going to have that idea, the one that just works. Probably never. but i can dream cant i. My invention would probably consist of some odd little mechanical bug that would eat the bacteria off of my body. now that is something this world needs. it would reduce so many odd smells omitting from my skin. Now that is an idea. Next!
well time to leave you. i do not know when the next time i will write a blog post will be, but i still need to leave you with a final thought. Waiting for an unexpected robot overpopulation is not a beautiful thing to think about. So please everyone dont let robots take over our world. There are a few sure fire ways to stop robots, but kicking them in the nuts is not one of them.
I will not bore you with the same details that John did on his blog, assuming that all my readers frequent his. What a blast it was. I found a clever way to include beer into all the food for the weekend, yes even the pancakes. I considered this weekend to be meat fest 2005. We ate more meat then most butchers do in a year. yes it really was a mans weekend.
It was absolutely wonderfull to be hanging out with the guys that i consider to be my best friends. I am jealous that it was Davids party and not mine. But what the hey, it was great.
So on to more pressing matters. This blog is pretty much dead. I do not know that i am going to worry about posting on it for a while. I think i am going to work on my life a little bit and then maybe i can post after there have been some changes. so until then i will talk to you all in your dreams, as i am there while you are asleep whispering in your ears.